In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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