I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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