How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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