We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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