The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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