stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
