There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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