What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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