Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Mom said you looked used
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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