Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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