why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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