walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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