I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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