gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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