So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Randomize
