Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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