She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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