just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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