I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
