She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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