I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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