god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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