i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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