Say something about gay babies.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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