Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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