I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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