I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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