How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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