I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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