Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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