i may or may not be watching the land before time
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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