just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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