So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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