no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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