Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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