so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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