I wannas sexs uuuuu
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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