nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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