So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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