All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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