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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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