and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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