Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize