U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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