Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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