In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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