Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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