I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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