I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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