Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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