I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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