why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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