have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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